Well, at
least we’re away from Hercules and jungle movies. Will this
be any better? Well, hope springs eternal, at least until it
trips in that gopher hole and breaks its leg, then has to be
shot.
And
the movie just jumps right in (hopefully missing the gopher hole)
as we see some miniature rockets moved about on a miniature set,
while some reporters talk about the impending launch of the Bravo
Zulu 88 toward Galaxy M12, here on December 17th,
2116.
And
the ship launches, and we get the title. And the effects are
actually pretty cool. The ship flies up above the earth, with
animated flame. It sheds stages the way some people shed
undergarments; one suspects splices are to blame in both
cases. Our unseen narrator says that
hi