http://www/uc/myshow/blog/misc/gif/E___6722EN00SIGG.gif本拉登被击毙---请看最新最热的“一句话冷笑话”（供11条笑话，因时间关系只翻译头四条笑话）：

▲"They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life." http://www/uc/myshow/blog/misc/gif/E___6724EN00SIGG.gif

（应该活捉本拉登，然后让他在余生不停地在机场安检口接受安检。）

▲"At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out."http://www/uc/myshow/blog/misc/gif/E___6724EN00SIGG.gif

（至少在丢掉性命前他看完了皇家婚礼。）

▲"Bin Laden officially dead, the same week we learned Obama officially born. Weird...."http://www/uc/myshow/blog/misc/gif/E___6724EN00SIGG.gif

（正式确认本拉登死亡了，而就在同一个星期，正式确认奥巴马出生。。。真有点儿不可思议。。。”

▲"Osama dead: Donald Trump demands the long-form death certificate."http://www/uc/myshow/blog/misc/gif/E___6724EN00SIGG.gif

（本拉登死了：特朗普要求出示正式的死亡证”。）（注：特朗普为美国地产大亨，有意参加明年美国大选，最近一直拿奥巴马的出生证说事儿，逼得白宫前两天刚刚出示了奥巴马的正式出生证。）

▲"This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list for finally they get to move up in the rankings."

▲"What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location. "   

▲"So Osama Bin Laden is dead... Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down."

▲"I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the "Add your location" button during his last tweet."

▲"I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location".

▲"Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single."

▲"Bin Laden shouldn't have used his real address for his PSN account." [PSN 是PlayStation的缩写]

（注：上述英文笑话来源于互联网，非本博原创，中文翻译及注释为本博所加）