When I'm 84 years old and loves to fish.

我84歲的時候喜歡釣魚。

I was sitting in my boat the other day when I heard a voice say, ' Pick me up. '

一天，我坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」 !

I looked around and couldn ' t see anyone.

我四處張望，卻四下無人。

I thought I was dreaming when I heard the voice say again, ' Pick me up. '

當我又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。

I looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

我往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。

I said, ' Are you talking to me? '

我問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」

The frog said, ' Yes, I ' m talking to you. '

青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！

Pick me up then, kiss me and I ' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

「把我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。

I ' ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride! '

「我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。」

I looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully,

and placed it in my front pocket.

我凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。

The frog said, ' What, are you nuts? Didn ' t you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride. '

青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」

I opened my pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I ' d rather have a talking frog. '

我撥開我的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，  我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」