《豪斯医生》经典台词
(House)
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普林斯顿大学附属医院的格雷戈•豪斯(Gregory House)对人尖酸刻薄、语带讥讽,不愿和病人说话,认为世人满嘴都是谎言,但他非传统的思维方式和精准无瑕的职业直觉令他赢得了病人和同僚的一致尊敬。
豪斯的身边有一群年轻出色的医疗专家来帮助他一同诊断各种神秘的病例。神经科医师埃瑞克•弗曼医生(Eric Foreman)沉稳老练,但有一段暧昧可疑的过去;家境富裕的罗伯特•蔡斯医生(Robert Chase)是一个勤奋的重症监护室医生;医术和容貌一样出色阿丽森•卡梅伦(Allison Cameron)医生是免疫学专家。豪斯惟一的好友詹姆斯•威尔森(James Wilson)医生,是位肿瘤学医师,并在很多病例中给了豪斯重要的启示。还有内科主任兼医院行政主管丽萨•库迪(Lisa Cuddy)医生,是豪斯在医院的“天敌”,俩人从未停止过争吵。
Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
弗曼:我们做医生不就是为了医治病人吗?
豪斯:不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源。
House: People don't want a sick doctor.
Wilson: That's fair enough, I don't like healthy patients.
豪斯:人们不喜欢生病的医生。
威尔森:那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人。
House: What would you prefer—a doctor who holds your hand while you die or who ignores you while you get better? I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
豪斯:哪种医生你比较喜欢——在你临死时握着你的手的医生还是当你病情好转后不再搭理你的医生?我猜你最痛恨的是你死的时候不再搭理你的医生。
Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you're incapable of kissing a little ass?
House: Well, we all have our limitations.
威尔森:为了得到你要的东西,你会竭尽所能,坑蒙拐骗,那怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢?
豪斯:这个嘛,人总是有缺点的。
House: There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20' between love and hate.
豪斯:爱与恨并非只有一线之隔,爱与恨之间隔着一道十步一岗、五步一哨的中国长城。
Lola: You have a big "keep out' sign stapled on your forehead.
House: That explains it. I told them to put it on my door.
罗拉:你头上贴着“离我远点儿”的牌子。
豪斯:没错,我早就告诉他们要把牌子挂在门口了。
Luke: Is this a good hospital?
House: Depends on what you mean by "good". I like the chairs.
卢克:这家医院好吗?
豪斯:这得看你对好医院的定义了,我喜欢这里的椅子。
Wilson: How do you know she needs a heart transplant?
House: I got my aura read today. It said someone