令人喷饭的搞笑英语翻译
(2009-09-14 21:12:52)
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令人喷饭的搞笑英语翻译
1. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊!
we are brothers,who and who ah!
2.怎么是你,怎么老是你?
How are you ? how old are you?
3.三人行,必有我师
Three
4.你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上
You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .!
5.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了!
You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
6.你给我站住!
You give me stop!!
7.知之为知之,不知为不知
Know is know, noknow is noknow
8.走别人的路,让别人无路可走!
Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
9.第一眼看到你,我就爱上你了
First
10.美中不足
American Chinese not enough
11.心花怒放
Heart flower angry open
12.走过路过,不要错过
Go past no mistake past
13.五讲、四美、三热爱
Five
14.要钱没有,要命一条。
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
15.生日快乐
Birthday
16.你有两下子。
You have two down son。
17.有多远,死多远!!!!
As far as you go to die
18.给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。
I give you face you don't want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
19.好好学习,天天向上
Good good study, day day up.
20.你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里
Your
21. 休息室
Restroom
22. 平时禁止入内
No entry on peace time
23. 童子鸡
Chicken without sexual life
24. 去你个头
Go ahead.
25. 表妹
WATCH SISTER
26.人山人海
People mountain people sea.
27.你问我,我去问谁?
You ask me, i ask who
28. 三心二意
Three
29.不三不四
No three no four
30.不管三七二十
No care three seven two ten one
31.朝三暮四
Morning three night four
32.王八蛋
Wang eight eggs
33.《刘三姐》
《Third sister liu》
34.关公面前耍大刀
Play a big knife before guangong
35.彼此彼此
You me you me
36.班门弄斧
Play an ax before luban
37.上汤云吞(馄饨)
Top Soup Cloud Swallow
38. 九阴真经
Nine women’s stories
39.不见得
You are not allowed to see.
40. 蜂拥而至
Go
有请英语高手们指点上述正确规范的英文翻译!!!拜托啦!!!
这类中式英语虽然好笑,但也别小觑它的力量。像中式英语“很久不见—long time no see”,“饮茶--drink tea”等,现已成为标准英文词组。中国正在改变英语!
附:雷人版《三字经》译文
人之初:At the beginning of life。
性本善:Sex is good。
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same。
习相远:But it depends on how you do it。
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time。
性乃迁:Sex will leave you。
教之道:The way of
贵以专:It is very important to make love with only one person。
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng。
择邻处:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence。
子不学:If you don't study hard。
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless。
窦燕山:Dou, the Famous。
有义方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine。
教五子:All his five son took it。
名俱扬:And their sexual ability were well-known。
养不教:If your children don't know how to do it。
父之过:It is all your fault。
教不严:If they had lots of problems with it。
师之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex。
子不学:You may refuse to study this。
非所宜:But that is a real mistake。
幼不学:If you don't learn it in childhood。
老何为:You will lose your ability when aged。
玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick。
不成器:It won't become hard and strong。
人不学:If you don't learn sex。
不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。