Canadians have a sense of humour,lol.........

加拿大人有幽默感，……

【上牌】Do not drop cigarette ends on the floor ,as they burn the hands and knees of customers as they leave.

不要将烟蒂丢在地板上，因为它们烧伤了客户的手和膝盖它们就得离开。

【下牌】NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED.MANAGER

通知-公众酒吧 我们的公众酒吧目前无法打开，因为它已经关闭。经理

WAS-HIS  是，主席。

TOM'S SHELL   汤姆的壳（SHELL-牌名）

"Didn't you get my e-mail?"

“你没有收到我的电子邮件？”

"Good Lord,ETHEL...You can't appear in public like that!"

“上帝啊，埃瑟尔...你不能这样出现在公共场合！ ”

"I think its a name,not an instruction mate!"

“我认为它的名称，而不是所说的伙伴！ ”

"It's no use whistling-I can see the bubbles coming out of your bottom."

“吹口哨是没有用的，我可以看到气泡来自于你的底部。 ”

"I guess it's true what they say about people with big feet..."

“我想这是真的他们所说的大脚丫的人... ”

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