加载中…Marriage Humor 婚姻笑话
(2008-07-14 00:51:58)
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Start your day with a happy smile
! 愉悦一笑伴随新的一天！
Marriage
Humor 婚姻幽默
Wife: What are you
doing?
妻：你在做什么啊？
Husband : Nothing.
Husband : Nothing.
夫：没做什么。
Wife : Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Wife : Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
妻：没做什么？你看着我们的结婚证书已有足足一小时了。
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
夫：我在寻找它的有效日期是到什么时候。
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
妻：要吃晚餐吗？
Husband : Sure! What are my
choices?
夫：当天！我可以选择吗？
Wife : Yes or no.
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
妻：为什么你经常把我的照片放在你皮夹里？
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
夫：当问题发生时，不管有多困难，我看着你照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!
妻：你看我对你有多么惊人的影响力！
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?
夫：是啊！望着你的照片我问自己，还有什么困难比这个来得大呢？
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Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
女孩：婚后我要分担你所有的烦恼、困扰，已减轻你的负担。
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't
have any worries or troubles.
男孩：亲爱的，你真体贴，但我并没有任何烦恼或困扰。
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married
yet.
女孩：哦？那是因为我们还没结婚的缘故。
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
子：妈妈，今早我和爹地一起搭车，他要我让做给一位女士。
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
母：嗯，你这么做是对的。
Son:
But mom, I was sitting on daddy's
lap.
子：但是，妈妈，我当时是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
一位新婚的先生问他太太：“如果我父亲没有留下巨额财产给我，你会嫁给我吗？”
Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, no matter who left you a fortune!"
Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, no matter who left you a fortune!"
女人温柔地答道：“亲爱的，不管谁留下财产给你，我都会嫁给你的。”
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Girl to her boyfriend:" One kiss and I'll be yours forever. "
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Girl to her boyfriend:" One kiss and I'll be yours forever. "
女孩对着男友说：“吻我一下，我就永远属于你了。”
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
男孩回道：“谢谢您提早警告我。”
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
妻问夫：“你最喜欢我哪一点？我美丽的脸庞，还是我性感的躯体？”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."
他把她从头到脚浏览了一遍，回道：“我最喜欢你的幽默感。”
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