Now I'm a feller with a heart of gold
And the ways of a gentleman I've been told
The kind of guy that wouldn't even harm a flea
But if me and a certain character met
The guy that invented the cigarette
I'd murder that son-of-a-gun in the first degree

我是一个心地善良的老好人
一直表现得像个绅士
连跳瘙都不会伤害的好人
如果让我遇到发明香烟的家伙
我绝对要把那婊子养的大卸八块

It ain't cuz I don't smoke myself
And I don't reckon that it'll harm your health
Smoked all my life and I ain't dead yet

不是因为我自己不抽烟
也不是我在乎吸到二手烟
我一辈子都在抽烟
而且还没完蛋操

But nicotine slaves are all the same
At a pettin' party or a poker game
Everything gotta stop while they have a cigarette

但尼古丁把一切游戏变成了他的奴隶
无论是跟姑娘鬼混还是跟朋友玩牌
一切都会被抽根烟打断

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death
Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you just gotta have another cigarette

抽、抽、抽根烟
抽吧、抽吧、抽吧，早晚把自己抽死
告诉守大门的圣皮特，你已经等不及上天堂了
但去之前你还是要先抽根儿烟

The other night I had a date
With the cutest little girl in the United States
A high-bred, uptown, fancy little dame

有天晚上我约了一个小骚姑娘
是个有教养、有品位、时髦的小贵妇

She loved me and it seemed to me
That things were 'bout like they oughta be
So hand in hand we strolled down lover's lane

她说她爱我
我认为可以进行下一步行动了
于是我们携手共赴爱河

She was oh so far from a cake of ice
And our smoochin' party was goin' nice
So help me cats I believe I'd be there yet

她开始热情似火
我们俩混的还真不错
我也觉得该继续发展了

But I give her a kiss and a little squeeze
And she said, "ah, Marty, excuse me please
I just gotta have me another, cigarette"

当我抱紧她亲了一口
她却说，“不要，马蹄，稍等一下，我得抽根烟”

And she said, smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death
Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you just gotta have another cigarette

抽、抽、抽根烟
抽吧、抽吧、抽吧，早晚把自己抽死
告诉守大门的圣皮特，你已经等不及上天堂了
但去之前你还是要先抽根儿烟