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听说你们都想追到鹿晗?那你眼中的鹿晗是什么样子?
人气逆天的小鲜肉?
千万人追捧的偶像?
还是亚洲第一帅,世界排第九?
又或者是可以载入史册的现象级奇迹?
NO NO NO,你们都被他天真无邪的脸骗了!
要想追到鹿晗,光知道这些怎么够,得至少把的鹿晗网络微综艺《你好,是鹿晗吗?》怒刷30遍才行!
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第一招:你要容忍他的多动症,必要时还得跟他一起动
鹿晗就像一个永远满格的电池,镜头里的他从来都是gif!ac1.gif:跟自己玩
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跟机器玩
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没事打打他铁磁老高
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要想追上他?基本不可能.....
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刚第一关是不是就已经筋疲力尽了?所以说,保持体力和精力是扑倒鹿晗的第一步......(我究竟在说些什么......)
第二招:你要接受他的耿直,偶尔被真话伤也要笑着遗忘
耿直鹿的100件小事看完节目后又要增加10件了.....
某次录节目,在连续踢到40几个球的时候,球掉了,工作人员说“没事,就当没掉继续踢”,结果你鹿立马正色道:
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《我是证人》路演,记者问他老高有没有女朋友,结果傻狍子开始吐槽妹子的择偶类型......
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某次采访,在谈到跟杨幂合作的感受时,他竟然说:“没。有。代。沟。”......
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《快本》录制,何老师好不容易垫起来的话,他一秒拆穿
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设想你要是他身边的这些人,是不是已经身中好几箭了?当然这时候你要做的就是收起掐死他的心,并回以一个淡定甜美的微笑.....
第三招:你要了解他的好奇心,必要时充当科普小能手角色
鹿晗是我见过的最不像25岁的25岁,眼睛大的难不成都是好奇宝宝?
走到哪儿摸到哪里儿:
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对黑漆漆的后台也充满好奇 对黑漆漆的后台也充满好奇
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第一次开复古车就立马进入研究模式
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所以说,你永远要比他多知道那么一点,不然根本hold不住他......
第四招:你要对他的爱好如数家珍,冰美式、足球、游戏一个不能忘
足球永远是鹿晗的第一顺位
有条件踢
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没有条件创造条件也要踢
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上网?不感兴趣,游戏才是正经事
这段大概是整个12分钟综艺里,鹿晗说最多话的时候
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你能想象到,当问他平时有什么保养嗓子的方法,他的回答竟然是:
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甚至在采访中一度给记者讲起了战术
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就这样,30分钟过去了.....
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好在我耐心听到了最后,亮点在图上别说我没告诉你......
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可以不吃饭,但不能没有冰美式
咖啡对鹿晗究竟有多重要?
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而且光知道他离不开不行,还要了解他的口味
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然后你接下来要做的就是承包一家咖啡店,哦不对,是随时随地递上一杯:
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吃饭的时候也要有
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不然他就会:
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是不是特别好养?
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上面这四招只是扑倒鹿晗的首要条件,除此之外,你还要能看到别人看不到的他:
比如,多动、精力旺盛的背后是2天只睡了4个小时
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玩笑、打闹只是为了让艰苦的拍摄环境没那么枯燥
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“你这么辛苦,你爸妈知道么?”
“我一般不告诉他们......”
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你是否能真正理解这个“对”字背后的感情,就像当初理解“嗯”一样......
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好了,煽情就此打住,榜榜的“五招扑倒鹿晗”法你们都get了么?最后来回答这样一个问题吧:你为什么喜欢鹿晗?
答案其实特别简单:见到他的每一天都很开心啊......
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最后一句
下次聊天再用到这个表情的时候就不用担心没图回复了
想要亲亲?那就给你亲亲......
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“就这么愉快的END了”
“不要太想我哦”
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