众里寻他千百度，暮然回首，hey,how do you do.

云中谁寄锦书来，super high,suck guy.

人生得意须尽欢，be a man use your hand.

身无彩凤双飞翼，get away from me.

天生我材必有用，I can play football.

春城无处不飞花，let's go to the cinema.

问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl.

问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go.

春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out.

问世间情为何物，what the 法克 can I do.

曾经沧海难为水，what the 法克 did you say.

无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me.

此情可待成追忆，oh my baby you and me。

争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who.

林花谢了春红，太匆匆，where is my iphone.

天生丽质难自弃，You must be a Weasley！

遥知兄弟登高处,what else can i do?

歌声飞到云天外，who is saying goodbye。

洛阳亲友如相问，tell him I am gay。

感时花溅泪，changes is never too late.

满园春色关不住，friday is comeing soon.

床前明月光，there is something wrong.

两个黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go.

空山新雨后，fire in the hole。

两情若是长久时，you jump, I jump.

但使龙城飞将在，come on baby don't be shy.

衣带渐宽终不悔，do you wanna be a gay.

蓬门今始为君开，baby i just want you mine

昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，whaching Chairman Hu.

两岸猿声啼不住，monkey go to sexing zoo.

停车坐爱枫林晚，drive you home for one night.

一支红杏出墙来，it's too late to apologize。

人生自是有情痴，let's have sex。

花自飘零水自流，what can I do for you.

两岸猿声啼不住，monky monky you cry who.（chinglish都出来了……）

近水楼台先得月，Really? Really? Of course, yeah.

劝君更尽一杯酒，are you ready?go!

不识庐山真面目，cause we have PhotoShop（这个够内涵……）

黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonight

雕栏玉砌应犹在，baby baby one more time

安能摧眉折腰事权贵，I would rather be a gay

天上掉下个林妹妹，whatever i'm gay。

相恨不知潮有信，**** you again and again

十年生死两茫,不思量,still so young

满城尽带黄金甲，welcome to China.