Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. Enjoy them!

这里有世界各地发现的一些用滑稽英语写成的标识和告示。快来欣赏吧！

In a Bangkok temple:

在曼谷某寺：

It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

禁止进入女人，哪怕是女扮男装的外国女人。

In a Vienna hotel:

在维也纳某国际酒店：

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

万一发生火灾，尽最大努力警报旅馆门房。

In the offices of a loan company:

在某贷款公司办公室：

Ask about our plans for owning your home.

了解一下我们要拥有你的家的计划。

In the window of an Oregon store:

在俄勒冈某商店窗口处：

Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?

完全可以到我们这儿来，为什么要去其它地方受欺骗？

In a City restaurant:

某城市餐厅：

Open seven days a week and weekends.

每周开门营业七天外加周末。

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:

芝加哥奥黑尔机场一个厕所干手器告示语：

Do not activate with wet hands.

勿用湿手启动机器。

Hotel brochure, Italy:

意大利某酒店简介：

This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.

本酒店以其品静和孤独闻名于世。事实上，世界各地很多人成群结队的跑到这里享受孤独。

At a Budapest zoo:

布达佩斯某动物园：

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

请不要喂动物。如果你有合适的食物，就给值班警卫吧。

At a zoo in Nanjing, China:

中国南京某动物园：

Please don't hurt the animals while teasing them.

逗动物时动物请不要伤害它们。

Outside a Paris dress shop:

巴黎一家服装店门口：

Dresses for street walking.

出卖站街服饰。

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

哥本哈根的一家航空公司售票处：

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

我们把你的行李包裹送往四面八方。

Sign in Egyptian hotel:

埃及的酒店告示牌：

If you require room service, please open door and shoud, "Room service!"

如果你需要客房服务，请开门大喊，“客房服务！”

In a Tokyo hotel:

东京的一家饭店告示：

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

请禁止偷窃旅馆手巾。如果你不是做这样的事的人，那就是要请你不要读这个告示。

Tokyo hotel's rules ad regulations:

东京饭店的规章制度：

Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disguisting behaviors in bed.

请宾客不要在床上吸烟或做其他恶心行为。

In another Japanese hotel room:

在日本另一个旅馆房间：

Please to bathe inside the tub.

请把在浴缸里面洗澡。

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:

在盒的发条玩具在香港：

Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

保证工作在其整个使用寿命。

A sign on the door leading to an outside smoking area in Japan:

门上的标志，导致外吸烟区在日本：

Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you cannot smoke in.

建筑要求游客在外面吸烟区吸烟，你不能吸烟。

An advert for Tokai University Open House Day:

广告东海大学开放日：

Tokai University Open campus for your mind only.

东海大学校园开放你的心。

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:

捷克一家旅行社：

Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

拿一本horse-driven城市之旅-我们保证没有流产。

In a Yugoslavian hotel:

在南斯拉夫酒店：

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

愉快地抚平内衣是女服务员的工作。

In a hotel in Athens:

在雅典酒店：

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

游客将在办公室抱怨时间之间的9和每天早上11点。

In a Nairobi restaurant:

在内罗毕的餐馆：

Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

客户发现我们的服务员粗鲁必须见经理。

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:

在主要道路上蒙巴萨，离开内罗毕：

Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

注意：当这种迹象是水下，这条路是不可逾越的。

In a Japanese hotel:

在日本的酒店：

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

你被邀请使用女服务员。

Spotted in a safari park:

野生动物园公园：

Elephants please stay in your car

请呆在车里

Notice in a field:

注意到在外地：

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges

农民允许步行跨越领域的自由，但多头收费

On the menu of a Polish hotel:

菜单上的波兰酒店：

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

沙拉坚定自己做的；清澈的红甜菜汤与俗气的饺子手指的形式；烤鸭让松散；牛肉片殴打在该国人的时尚。

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

泰国旅游景区骑驴广告：

Would you like to ride on your own ass?

你想不想骑你自己的驴/屁股？

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:

张贴于德国的黑森林的一张告示：

It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

严禁在我们的黑森林露营地点，不同性别的人，例如，男性和女性，住在一个帐篷，除非他们已经为此目的（即为了住在一个帐篷）结婚。

English Language Humor: Funny English Signs
From All Over the World

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Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. Enjoy them!

In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

In a Vienna hotel:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

In the offices of a loan company:
Ask about our plans for owning your home.

In the window of an Oregon store:
Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?

In a City restaurant:
Open seven days a week and weekends.

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:
Do not activate with wet hands.

Hotel brochure, Italy:
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.

At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

At a zoo in Nanjing, China:
Please don't hurt the animals while teasing them.

Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Sign in Egyptian hotel:
If you require room service, please open door and shoud, "Room service!"

In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

Tokyo hotel's rules ad regulations:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disguisting behaviors in bed.

In another Japanese hotel room:
Please to bathe inside the tub.

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

A sign on the door leading to an outside smoking area in Japan:
Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you cannot smoke in.

An advert for Tokai University Open House Day:
Tokai University Open campus for your mind only.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car

Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges

On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.