1. When the British say "With the greatest respect... " They mean "I think you are an idiot." But what others understand is "He is listening to me." 

当英国人说“出于最大的尊重…”时，他们的意思是“我觉得你太二了”，而其他人却理解成了“他正听我说话呢”。 

2. When the British say "That's not bad. " They mean "That's good." But what others understand is "That's poor." 

当英国人说“不算太糟”时，他们的意思是“太好了”，而其他人却理解成了“太差了”。 

3. When the British say "That is a very brave proposal. " They mean "You are insane." But what others understand is "He thinks I have courage." 

当英国人说“那真是一个非常有勇气的提议”时，他们的意思是“你真是疯了”，而其他人却理解成了“他觉得我很有胆识”。 

4. When the British say "Quite good. " They mean "A bit disappointing." But what others understand is "Quite good." 

当英国人说“很不错哦”时，他们的意思是“有点小失望”，而其他人却理解成了“真心不错”。

5. When the British say "I was a bit disappointed that... " They mean "I am annoyed that..." But what others understand is "It doesn't really matter." 

当英国人说“我对……有点小失望”时，他们的意思是“我对……很恼火”，而其他人却理解成了“无伤大雅”。

6. When the British say "Very interesting. " They mean "That is clearly nonsense." But what others understand is "They are impressed." 

当英国人说“非常有意思啊”时，他们的意思是“那明显是瞎扯淡”，而其他人却理解成了“那真是让人印象深刻”。 

7. When the British say "I'll bear it in mind. " They mean "I've forgotten it already." But what others understand is "They will probably do it." 

当英国人说“我刻在脑子里了”时，他们的意思是“我已经不记得了”，而其他人却理解成了“他们大概会去做的吧”。 

8. When the British say "I'm sure it's my fault. " They mean "It's your fault." But what others understand is "Why do they think it was their fault?" 

当英国人说“我确定是我错了”时，他们的意思是“那其实是你的错”，而其他人却理解成了“为什么他们会觉得是他们的错呢？” 

9. When the British say "You must come for dinner. " They mean "It's not an invitation, I'm just being polite." But what others understand is "I will get an invitation soon." 

当英国人说“你一定要来赴宴”时，他们的意思是“那绝不是什么邀请，我只不过想礼貌一些”，而其他人却理解成了“马上我就会收到一个邀请了”。 

10. When the British say "I almost agree. " They mean "I don't agree at all." But what others understand is "He's not far from agreement." 

当英国人说“我基本同意”时，他们的意思是“我一点儿都不同意”，而其他人却理解成了“他真的是非常非常同意啊”。 

11. When the British say "I only have a few minor comments. " They mean "Please re-write completely." But what others understand is "He has found a few typos." 

当英国人说“我只是有一点儿建议”时，他们的意思是“请从头到尾地重写一份吧”，而其他人却理解成了“他只不过发现了一些言语错误”。

12. When the British say "Could we consider some other options?" They mean "I don't like your idea." But what others understand is "They have not yet decided." 

当英国人说“我们可以再考虑一些其他的选择吗？”时，他们的意思是“我着实不喜欢你的点子”，而其他人却理解成了“他们还没有决定下来吧”。