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BuzzFeed Community Twitter最近邀请关注者们用五个单词总结大学生活。以下是他们再准确不过最最真实的回答啦!
1.再见,儿时的我。你好,学生贷款。
“Goodbye, childhood. Hello, student loans.”
— michfangjy (@Michelle Fang)
2.Final一个接一个。
“The final exam is cumulative.”
— lcmaccarthy (@Leah MacCarthy)
3.这考试真的没超纲。
“It is in the syllabus.”
— joerayclark (@Joe Clark)
4.不管它,醉一把!
“Screw it, let’s get drunk.”
— TheRedkarReport (@Nikita Redkar)
5.一杯一杯接一杯的烈酒!
“Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots!”
— AlexMcDaniel (@Alex McDaniel)
6.我发誓再也不喝酒啦!!!
“I’m never ever drinking again.”
— JMPoff (@Jon-Michael Poff)
7.我干净的内衣不够穿了。
“I have no clean underwear.”
— nobil_colleen (@Colleen)
8.我需要输一袋咖啡。
“I need a coffee IV.”
— kateconiglio (@kate)
9.教授,你好像忘记讲这个啦。
“You forgot to reference that.”
— Stutter_Guy (@Lizard RiceBoy)
10.老板。。学生能打折么?
“Is there a student discount?”
— sarah_spiro9 (@Sarah Spiro)
11.我睡过头了然后没上课。
“Slept in and missed class.”
— AllisonRegan14 (@Allison Regan)
12.免费食物在何方??
“Where is the free food?”
— kateconiglio (@kate)
13.算分儿的Curve是多少咧?
“How much was the curve?”
— madyrivera (@Mady Rivera)
14.睡觉,学习,party——就选俩。
“Pick two: sleep, study, party.”
— Meelkin (@Madison)
15.早上起来宿醉未醒。
“Woke up like this: hungover.”
— madyrivera (@Mady Rivera)
16.一个没啥用的学位。
“A degree you won’t use.”
— Samantha_Fong (@Samantha Fong)
17.Pizza永不停!!
“Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza.”
— sharbrookes (@Sharlea)
18.我都已经成年啦!我要喝烈酒!!!
“I’m an adult now. SHOTS!”
— DocNotDoctor (@Ryan)
19.谁要开车去Taco Bell吃饭?
“Who’s driving to Taco Bell?”
注:Taco Bell--世界上规模最大的提供墨西哥式食品的连锁餐饮品牌
— elleisforlizard (@e•kidd)
20.便宜的食物味道最好~
“Free food tastes the best.”
— jsubjack (@Jeanne)
21.Final就是纸巾永远都不够用。
“Finals = never having enough tissues.”
— soddyolive (@Olivia Sod)
22.我晚饭就喝咖啡。
“I had coffee for dinner.”
— BlakeneyKendyl (@Kendyl Blakeney)
23.软弱的人才睡觉。
“Sleep is for the weak.”
— heydylano (@Violet Remarkey-able)
24.大概只有天堂没有GPA要求。
“Heaven has no GPA requirement.”
— Shelby_Delaine (@Shelby Susnick)