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2009-06-01 Aunty Jenny

(2011-12-16 21:13:57)
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My poor Aunty Jenny was admitted to the hospital a few days ago. I think they suspected dengue fever! After a series of blood tests, they have diagnosed it as a bacteria infection in the blood.

I hope she gets well soon.

Aunty Jenny is my favourite aunt. She's single and stays over whenever she wants to hang out with the kiddies or play mahjong. I remember when we were young, she used to tickle us so mercilessly that tears would stream down our faces and our muscles would go soft. It felt like the tickling would NEVER END, and they were almost tears of despair.
On retrospect, the fear of each calculated move from her side expounded the ticklish sensation. She certainly used it to its full effect, pausing in between, her eyes darting away, her body froze in motion like a prey with her fingers in the air, and then out of nowhere, no warning signs whatsoever, she swoops down for the 'kill'.

She now does it to the kiddies at home. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Translation courtesy of Stelart:

我可憐的Jenny安娣前幾天被確診入院,我想他們懷疑她患了登革熱。經過一系列的血樣檢驗,醫生診斷為血液的細菌感染。

我希望她可以快快好起來。

Jenny安娣是阿姨中我最喜歡的。她一直單身,而且每次她想和小孩子一起玩耍或者打麻將的時候,她都會留下來過夜。我記得在我們小的時候,她常常毫不留情的我們搔我們癢癢,常常弄到我們流出眼淚,肌肉都癱軟下來。彷彿那個搔癢的舉動永遠都不會停止,而我們的眼淚簡直就是絕望的淚水.
回首過去,每次她有計劃的舉動都會引起我對那種瘙癢感覺的小恐懼。她顯然把搔癢的技巧用到了極致,在其間她會突然停止,目光突然閃開,她的身體會停住不動,像等待被捕的獵物,而手指停在空中。然後不知從哪裡伸出,也完全沒有預兆,她便猛然撲向我們,對我們施以“致命一擊”。

她現在也如此地对待家裡的小朋友,哈哈哈哈哈。

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