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山寨版《魔戒》第三章

(2010-02-22 08:31:00)
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They went on the way to the Lantiria Forest.

“Are you sure that Lantiria Forest has treemen in?” asked Mary.

“I think so,” said Titan.

“I bet you are not sure,” said William.

“I’m sure,” said Titan.

“Ok, Ok,” said Edwards, “let’s have a break.”

“A break? We have come near the forest!” said Elisabeth.

“No, I mean to let our mouth have a break!” explained Edwards.

“Ok,” said Elisabeth, “I hope my army will be strong enough to fight.”

“Here it is,” said Titan.

“Let get in,” said Elisabeth, “what are you waiting for?”

They came into the forest. The birds were singing. The monkeys were jumping from a tree to another.

“I cannot believe that there are monkeys here,” said William.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

“What is that sound?” asked Edwards.

“Be careful,” said Titan, “it’s the sound of the tree.  They are just nearby.”

Suddenly, a treeman came out.

“Human beings, not Sandor,” said the treeman, “who are you?”

“I am Titan, the praetor of Sidem,” said Titan, “And this is the queen of Sidem. If you want to destroy Sandor, please help us to tell all the treemen that we need their help.”

“Ok, but you need to wait for a long time,” said the treeman, “we need to have a meeting.”

Now in the Mount Demon, Sandor was planning for his conquer. He could see a lot of things in the world, except the thing that he did wrong.

He saw that the queen of Sidem, Elisabeth, was growing stronger; she would unite all the supernatural lives which wanted to destroy Sandor. He had to stop her, and also the praetor, Titan.

The treemen all came. They started the meeting. The tree language was hard to say. William felt bored because he couldn’t wait.

“I don’t think they can help us,” he said.

“They can, but they are just thinking about if they should do that. You know, some of them want to have a safe life.”

Sandor saw that elfs were making an army. He knew it was a dangerous thing for him. Should he attack elfs? Should he? He didn’t think so. The elfs were too weak to him. He didn’t  worry about that. He needed to worry about the treemen. They were very strong. The only thing that they were afraid of was fire. Right, fire, he would use the fire.

It was almost eight o’clock. The treemen told Elisabeth and Titan a good news. They agreed to help them.

“Titan, do you know more about the supernatural lives which hate Sandor?” asked Elisabeth when they were sitting near the fire.

“We can try to find the atomies to help us. Or maybe the army of stone.”

Sandor saw them. He was afraid. The army of stone was made of stone. They were human beings who worked for Sandor before, but they quit Sandor because Sandor became bad. Sandor punished them to become stones. They were one of the strongest army in the world. He needed to stop them. That’s it.

Elisabeth and Titan were on the way to the Cove of Mouse where the atomies lived. Sandor saw them and let the riders of wolves to attack them. The riders of wolves were made by 5000 wolves and orcs. They were strong.

“How many treemen come with us?” asked Elisabeth.

“About 500,” said Titan, “I let 4000 treemen stay in the forest and come if we need.”

“Look at that!” said Edwards.

“We are going to pass the Demons Cove, so be careful,” said Titan, “Sandor lives in the Tower of Evil, look, that is it.”

“NO!” yelled Mary.

The wolf riders came to them.

“Mary, your arrows! Pick them up!” yelled Titan.

William pulled out his sword.

“Mary, hit the wolves, not the orcs!” said Elisabeth, she was fighting against an orc falling off from his wolf.

“You are an ugly weak one,” said Titan to an orc which was killed by him.

“Watch out! Sandor is coming to you!” yelled Edwards to Elisabeth. Mary shot at Sandor but he smashed the arrow into pieces.

“AAAAAA!” yelled Titan, he pulled out his sword to fight against Sandor, “cut his left arm!”

Edward ran to Sandor and fought against  him. He tried to cut his arm but he couldn’t.

“No one can kill me!” yelled Sandor; his voice was deep but very empty.

Suddenly, Titan’s sword hit Sandor’s helmet, and his sword broke into half.

“My helmet won’t be destroyed by the thing like this,” shouted Sandor.

“But I have more swords!” yelled Titan. He pulled out another sword.

“You cannot kill me, Titan!” yelled Sandor.

“But I can!” Elisabeth ran to Sandor and used the King’s Sword to hit Sandor.

“Aw!” yelled Sandor. Elisabeth hit his left arm, “the King’s Sword, hurt me 5000 years ago.”

“And now will hurt you again!” yelled Elisabeth, she hit Sandor’s chest.

“No, you cannot kill me!” Sandor yelled.

“How do you know!” shouted Elisabeth. She hit Sandor’s head and her sword didn’t break.

“But you still haven’t killed me! I can’t die!” Sandor shouted.

“You are wrong!” yelled Titan. He hit Sandor’s left hand and cut off his 4 fingers.

“You hit me but not hard enough!” said Sandor.

“Not this time!” yelled Elisabeth.

“AWWWWWWWW!” yelled Sandor. Elisabeth cut off his right hand.

“AAAAA!” yelled Titan; he pushed Sandor down the cliff.

“No!” yelled Elisabeth, Titan fell down the cliff with Sandor.

“Remember! Go to The Cove of Mouse! Find the army of stone and the Knight of Unicorn, be…Aw!” He fell into the cove.

“Titan!” shouted Elisabeth.

“Look at this,” said Edwards when Elisabeth came back to the place where they fought, “the sword of Sandor.”

“Don’t touch it,” said William, “it’s dangerous.” 

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