加载中…他用尽毕生文采写了10首情诗示爱
(2015-12-21 12:00:00)
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连邓超自己都承认：邓超智障多年，孙俪不离不弃。感动得都要泪奔了有木有……
围观超哥的微博，就会发现超哥疯癫已久，然而他最近微博的画风却变了，不再使花招各种“黑”老婆孙俪，而是写起了情诗。
昨日，邓超连发十条微博，用肉麻的语句赞美孙俪，称她“全身充溢着少女的纯情和青春的风采”、“像天上的月亮，也像那闪烁的星星”、“自从那次见了你之后，我的灵魂好像被你摄去了一般，你的影子，占据了我每一个记忆”。
然而最后一条微博，邓超才道出了这一系列示爱的真实目的，称“孙俪，你最大的优点就是你的眼光。”！！
邓超在微博上大肆赞美孙俪，原来是兑现在《快乐大本营》上的诺言。他在节目上玩游戏输了，“惩罚”就是发10条微博赞美孙俪。↓↓↓
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这样的示爱，简直就是高能虐狗啊！！
网友纷纷调侃：“超哥难得正经”、“超哥疯了，是不是昨晚跪搓衣板了”、“心疼超哥，用了毕生的文采发了这十条微博。”、“邓超你是疯了吗”、“娘娘心里好苦”......
迄今为止，逗比邓超的秀恩爱技能已经登峰造极，那些“慢一点”牵手照、晒情侣鞋、“我们”合影……之类，都不能与之相提并论了~ 来看下邓超与孙俪是怎么不动声色秀！恩！爱！的！
（前方高能，单身狗自行回避~~）
♥ 技能一：爱到深处自然黑
“黑娘娘”，这是邓超惯用伎俩。表面上看，邓超将娘娘黑到渣都不剩（图样图森破）！仔细体会一下，这是变着法儿的示爱吧……所谓爱到深处自然黑，黑到浓时才是真爱啊！
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♥
技能二：威胁=爱你就要让着你
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♥
技能三：家暴=变相恩爱
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伤口怎么来的，who
care！关键是腿上的两枚卡通创可贴，娘娘给你亲手贴上，还在假装矫情，拖出去赏他一丈红~
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♥
技能四：生活恩爱SHOW
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坊间一直流传这样一句咒语：秀恩爱，死得快！然并卵……爱情对于邓超孙俪这对夫妻来说，早就像一日三餐一样自然。
他们实力证明：当爱情来临时，不是刻意的，才能变成刻骨铭心的。
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