诺里斯用两粒子弹就可以打死３７名恐怖分子.而且其中的第一粒仅仅是警告。
Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bulletwas a warning shot.

查克.诺里斯曾经一脚踢向一匹马的下颚，而这匹马的后代就是现在的长颈鹿
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today asGiraffes.

当总统按下了红色按钮，查克.诺里斯的手机响了
When the president pushes the big red button Chuck Norris's cell phone rings

查克.诺里斯已经到过火星，这也就是为什么火星没有生命迹象的原因
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life。

查克.诺里斯二十多年前就应该死了，但是死神一直不能鼓起勇气去通知他。
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tellhim yet.

 ChuckNorris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed oflight, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying overthePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris有一次用Roundhouse踢人的时候太猛了，以至于他的脚超过光速，时光旅行回到过去，然后杀掉了正在太平洋上空飞行的Amelia Earhart。
（译者注：1. roundhouse踢是ChuckNorris的绝招，下同。 2 .Amelia Earhart是20世纪30年代环球飞行时死亡的女性。）
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumpedout of a plane and punched the ground.
广岛从来就没被什么原子弹炸过。Chuck Norris跳下飞机，然后一拳轰在地上。

ChuckNorris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, butwas removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhousekick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That’s noglitch."
　Chuck Norris一开始是会在“街霸2”中出现的，但是后来被Beata测试者移除了，因为无论拍什么键都只能让这个家伙使出“roundhouse kick”。当被问到这个“故障”的时候，Chuck Norris说，没有什么故障

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survivere-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norrisre-entered the earths atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching atemperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was ameteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris曾经跟NASA打赌，说能够不用太空服重入大气层。1999年7月19日，赤身的Chuck Norris重入了大气层，呼啸着经过了14个州的上空并达到了3000度的高温。羞愧的NASA发言人声称那其实是一颗流星，并欠着他一瓶啤酒不给。
（译者注：这里也在讽刺NASA爱说谎和吝啬。）

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norrisdoesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 当Chuck Norris掉到水里的时候，Chuck Norris没有被弄湿：水被弄成“Chuck Norris”了。

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris"for every answer. You will score a 1600.
当你考SAT的时候，把每个问题的答案都写成Chuck Norris，你会得到1600分。
（译者注：SAT相当于美国高考，满分1600）

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play theTerminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned hismovie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
　　詹姆斯卡梅隆希望Chuck Norris能主演《终结者》。但是很快他就发现如果这么搞终结者就要变成一部纪录片了，于是他不得不换阿诺施瓦辛格来演。