重看《流星花园》台词好羞耻好搞笑！

整理/中暑少女

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玛丽苏程度爆表啊！！！ 

大家的演技都浮夸得可爱 

仔仔没有现在帅，那时候一脸台客样 

大s的柳叶眉秒杀现在烂街的韩式粗平眉 

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仔仔静态帅，一张嘴，那醉人的宜兰口音哈哈哈，想起小s以前叫他死台客 

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霸道总裁阿寺之撅嘴 

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美作+西门+暴发户儿子 

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不知感激的处女 

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真-霸道总裁 吊打鱼塘塘主 

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电视购物促销，只要998！ 

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也是蛮挑剔的 

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看到“三八”简直笑喷 

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穿上之后裆部很凸显の运动裤 

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嘴上说着不要 身体却很诚实的霸道总裁 

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在西班牙F3吵完架后 花泽类很严肃地对大家说 

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#奇妙的双关# 

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#小s表情包# 

（最初我写小s表情包，好几个人看不懂这是个梗还跑来给我纠错说那是大s不是小s啦，心塞。所以找了特意去找了第二张图） 

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西门庆功宴，f4喝醉了，去找杉菜，在办公楼里大声鬼叫 

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在现在看来十分鬼畜的发型 

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第二部太坎坷，一度希望杉菜从了花泽类 

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好苏！！！ 

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狂拽酷炫屌的美作 

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超爱这张照片！大家都好青葱啊 

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今年年初大s夫妇和言承旭吃饭，汪小菲发的微博， 

真·【暴发户儿子+杉菜+道明寺】，这样看汪小菲好碍眼 

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应民众响应 

lz特地把暴发户儿子aka汪小菲aka孙海英 叉出去了 

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来源邀稿：中暑少女（豆瓣）

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