你见过的最强考试题是什么样的？

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大二的时候上的Horticulture 100（园艺课）

期末考试里有道题是Which of the following plants is a carnivorous plant(下列植物中哪种属于肉食植物)

A. Viscum Album

B. Burning Bush

C. Venus Flytrap

D. Oxalidaceae

E. Zekun Liu

当时我看到就愣了....WTF为什么选项E是我的名字？！？！？！？！？！

后来去问Professor结果他说上次大家聚餐的时候他看我吃了好多steak...感觉我很Carnivorous结果出题的时候就想到了我...

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并且这professor每次期中考试都会在试卷最后一页写上好多和园艺相关的双关语冷笑话...然后跟我们说如我我们也能编出园艺冷笑话...写在最后一页背面上，每个冷笑话+5分...

下面是一些professor写过的：

What did the carrot say to the wheat? 

Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower? 

They both have bees coming after them.

Why did the gardener quit?

Because his celery wasn't high enough. 

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing…

What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend?

You Cant-Eloupe

下面是我编的俩...

Why do so many guys like Euonymus Alatus?

Because Euonymus alatus seems hot.(Euonymus alatus, i.e. Burning Bush).

Why does the palm tree go out every night?

Because he's a date palm.

我知道很多人会抱怨我写英文...但是双关语冷笑话实在是无法翻译...

来源邀稿：刘泽坤

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