仅限情侣，单身狗慎入，否则后果自负！

　　1. 你没错！=你摊上大事儿了！

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　　2. 你别买了！=你买我会开心点，你不买下次给你找事。

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　　3. 浪费钱！=稀饭~

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　　4. 我不管你！=你敢！

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　　5. 我恨你(哭着说)=我真的很爱你！

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　　6. 那你决定！=我已经决定了，不听我的你就死定了！

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　　7. 你爱我么？=你做好心理准备，我要买个大件！

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　　8. 不吃或沉默。=你得再哄哄我！

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　　9. 淫魔=猛男/不要啊！=上就上吧！(真的假的？)

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