http://www.changweibo.com/ueditor/php/upload/20150303/14253623975170.png​“再也不相信爱情了”——你会用英语说么？

正常版：I will never ever believe in love.

四六级作文高分版：Never will I believe in love any more. (倒装句！拿分重点啊有木有！)

【注】：大家注意never提到句首的时候，句子要用倒装哦~

托福版：I'd rather die than believe in love.

【注】rather do sth. than do sth.：与其……不如……

谷歌机翻版：I do not believe love is the.(谷歌你坑爹大了！)

莎翁版：Oh love, never shall I believe in thee！

【注】：thee，古英语，第二人称单数宾格形式

Rap版：Yo yo yo check it out~Say love ain't worth it, don't cha ever believe it, boy ya tryin' get it, but I don't give a damn about it~yo boy~

【注】：give a damn about sth. 在意，重视

GRE版：The one thing that I had put my faith in has now been proven not worth it, therefore I declare myself free from this unconvincing affection commonly known as Love.

【注】：无敌长句……

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