为毛哭啊粑粑我也不几道啊呜呜

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“I wouldn’t let him play in the knife drawer.” (a retro throwback Reason of my older son from April 2011!)

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2yo wants to wear brown shoes. 4yo wants him to wear yellow shoes. I just want to not be late for once.

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Grandma wouldn’t let him spill his ice water all over her and the table.

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He couldn’t have all the cookies.

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He couldn’t have ALL the trains in the museum.

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He couldn’t remember Jiminy Cricket’s name.

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He finished his chicken nuggets. I offered to get him more.

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He is bad at eating yogurt.

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He is out of pretzel sticks.

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He took his socks and shoes off. His feet are now cold.

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He was thirsty. I shared my juice with him.

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His brother pretended to sing for one second.

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I closed the refrigerator door.

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I gave him a cup of water.

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I made him the jam sandwich he wanted.

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I told him that forcefully cramming his toys into his brother’s face is not the same as “sharing”.

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I took the boogers out of his nose.

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I touched his foot with my foot.

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I tried to help him put on his baseball glove.

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I turned off the TV because its time to take him to a movie theater to see his very first movie.

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I turned the volume of The Hokey Pokey down… from “ear-splittingly loud” to only “mind-numbingly loud”.

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I washed the dirt and sand off his pear.

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I wouldn’t let him demo (destroy) all the items in this Apple Store.

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I wouldn’t let him drink bath water.

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I wouldn’t let him eat Buzz Lightyear’s head.

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I wouldn’t let him eat mud.

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I wouldn’t walk across “the bridge”.

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The milk was in the wrong cup.

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The slide is not slippery enough.

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We asked him to stop hitting his big brother with this fly swatter.

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We gave him delicious pudding.

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We helped him put on the boots he loves to wear.

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We introduced him to his older brother for the first time.

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We suggested that he play with a train.

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We took him to a special meal at Chef Mickey’s restaurant so he could meet all of his favorite Disney Characters.

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We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.

 

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