WRITING FOR MYSELF-Russell Baker
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The idea of becoming a writer had come to me off and on since my
childhood in Belleville ,but it wasn,t until my third year in high
school that the possibility took hold.Until then I'd been bored by
everything associated with English courses.I found English grammar
dull and difficult.I hated the assignments to turn out
long,lifeless paragraphs that were agony for teachers to read and
for me to write.
When our class was assigned to Mr.Fleagle for third-year English I
anticipated another cheerless year in that most tekious of
subjects.Mr.Fleagle had a reputation among students for dullness
and inability to inspire.He was said to be very formal,rigid and
hopelessly out of date.To me he was be sixty or seventy and
excessively prim.He wore primy severe eyeglasses,his wavy hair was
primly cut and primly combed.He wore prim suits with neckties ser
primly against the collar buttons of his whire shirts.He had a
ptimly pointed jaw, a primly straight nose,and a prim manner of
speaking that was so correct,so gentlemanly, thar he seemed a comic
antique.
I prepared for an unfruitful year with Mr.Fleagle and for a long
time was not disappointed.Late in the year we tackled the informal
essay.Mr.Fleagle distrebuted a homeword sheet offering us a choice
of topics.None was puite so simple-minded as "What I Did on My
Summer Vacation."but most seemed to be almost as dull.I took the
list home and did nothing until unwelcome task,took the list out of
my notebook,and scanned it.The topic on which my eye stopped was
"The Art of Eating Spaghetti."
This title prouced an extrotdinary sequence of mental images.Vivid
memories came flooding back of a nighe in Belleville when all of us
were seared around the supper table—Uncle Allen,my mother,Uncle
Charlie,Doris,Uncle Hal—and Aunt Pat served spagherri for
supper.Spaghetti was still a little known foreign dish in those
days.Neither Doris nor I had ever eaten spaghetti,and none of the
adults had enough experience to be good at it.All the good humor of
Uncle Allen's house reawoke in my mind as I recalled the laughing
arguments we had that night about the socially respectable method
for moving spaghtti from plate to mouth.
Studenly I wanted to write about that,about the warmth and good
feeling of it,but I wanted to put it down simply for my own joy.not
for Mr.Fleagle.It was a moment I wanted to recapture and hold for
myself.I wantedto relive the pleasure of that evening.To write it
as I wanted,however,would violate all the rules of formal
composition I'd learned in school,and Mr.Fleagle would surely give
it a failing grade.Never mind.I would write something else for
Mr.Fleagle afrer I had written this thing for
myself.
When I finished it the night was half gone and there was no time
left to compose a proper,respectable essay for Mr.fleagle.There was
no choice next morning but to turn in my tale of the Belleville
supper.Two days passed before Mr.Fleagle returned the graded
papers, and he returnde everyone's but mine.I was preparing myself
for a command to report to Mr.Fleagle immediately after school for
discipline when I saw him lift my paper from his desk and knock for
the chass's attention.
"Now,boys,"he said."I want to read you an essay.This is titled‘The
Art of Eating Spaghetti.’"
And he started to read.My words!He was reading my words out loud to
the entire chass. What's more,the entire chass was
listening.Listening attentively.Then somebody laughed,then the
entire class was lauging,and not in contempt and redecule,but with
open-hearted enjoument.Even Mr.Fleagle stopped two or three times
to hold back a small prim smile.
I did my best to avoid showing pleasure,but what I was feeling was
pure delight at thi s demonstration that my words had the power to
make people laugh.In the eleventh grade,at the eleventh hour as it
were,I had discovered a calling ,It was the happiest moment of my
entire school career.When Mr.Fleagle finished he put the final seal
on my happiness by saying "Now that,boys,is an essay ,don't you
see—don't you see —it's of the very essence of the essay,don't you
see.Congratulatioins,Mt.Baker.
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