哎呀呀，xmas啦，除夕啦，新年啦，趴踢季啊，本来就经常出去蒲的，或者平时宅现在也不得不出去蒲的，都意味着一件事情

在bar啊，pub啊，club啊，遇见jp搭讪的几率更高了

早在05年我就倾情奉献过睿智滴女性版反搭讪秘籍，现在献给大家lily allen的knock 'em out <踢飞他们>，抛砖引玉，提供反jp搭讪的最有效策略，男女通用。希望我的帅哥盆友，美女盆友们，安全度过这个危险滴趴踢季，继续保持各位滴贞洁。


土豆版本



youtube的樱兰高校版本


总结男女通用反搭讪策略暨歌词如下：

场景： Alright, so this is a song about anyone. It could be anyone. You're just doing your own this and someone comes out the blue
They're like Alright what you saying yeah can I take your digits
And you're like no not in a million years you're nasty
Please leave me alone

Cut to the pub on the lad's night out
Man at the bar 'cos it was his shout
Clocks this bird and she looked ok
（如果帅哥遇丑女搭讪）She caught him looking and walked his way
"Alright darling you're gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Erh no but I was thinking about buying one for your friend"
She's got no taste hand on his waist
Tries to pull away but her lips on his face
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer"
"Sorry love you ain't a pretty picture"

Can't knock 'em out
Can't pull away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
（男女通用版本）
And no you can't have my number
Why
'Cos I lost my phone

（如果美女遇JP搭讪）Oh yeah actually yeah
I'm pregnant I'm yeah I'm having a baby in like 6 months so no yeah yeah

I recognise this guy's way of thinking
As he walks over her face start sinking
She's like "Oh here we go"
It's a routine check that she already knows
She's thinking "There all the same"
（对方继续纠缠）"Yeah you alright baby, you look alright still. Yeah what's your name?"

（继续冷静应对）She looks in her bag takes out a fag
Tries to get away from the guy on a blag
Can't find a light "Here use mine"
"See the thing is I just don't have the time"

Can't knock 'em out
Can't pull away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
Why
'Cos I lost my phone

Go away now
Let me go
Are you stupid
Or just a little slow
Go away now
（实在不行直言不讳）I've made myself clear
"I don't think so. No It's not gonna happen. Not in a million years"

You can't knock 'em out
Can't pull away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
'Cos I lost my phone

Can't knock 'em out
Can't pull away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
'Cos I lost my phone

（其他借口供参考）Nah I've gotta go 'cos my house is on fire
I've hot herpes, no I've got syphilis
AIDS AIDS, I've got AIDS