（文/观察者网 王丹丹）

这两天，微博网友@千家巷 发了一张情侣间的聊天记录：

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没想到又给广大情侣们提供了一个虐狗平台，截止到现在，评论已经四万了…

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面对女朋友的突然撒娇，男朋友们一般都是什么反应？主要可以分为以下几类：

一、懵逼型

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难以想象上面几位平时的生活环境是多么水深火热……

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二、嫌弃型

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…复制粘贴都做不好，好不容易撒次娇能不能有点诚意啊喂！

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沉默就是最大的反抗！

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麻烦撤回一下谢谢

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三、怕死型

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老铁，扎心了！

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忽然想起一个梗：

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四、享受型

不得不说这几位的口味好油腻啊！

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五、反击型

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原来是葬爱家族烨少，失敬了失敬了

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该配合你演出的我尽力在表演…cnm。

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你还是我女朋友吗？怎么娘们鸡鸡的！

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亲爱的……你吃点屎。

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六、满分试卷

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我就静静地看着你装逼：

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隔着屏幕我都感受到了这位男朋友的慌张……

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来啊，比比谁更萌啊！

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但是这位妹子，你知道你的男朋友用的是情侣头像吗……

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还是三……三人情头…

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最后，单身狗翻了一遍评论，想用自己的小拳拳打死自己…

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