一肩明月 两袖清风


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郑板桥辞官回家.“一肩明月,两袖清风”.
惟携黄狗一条.兰花一盆。http://6848.free2.taobaz.com/show/804034/49f6a7ee87626.jpg
一夜,天冷,月黑,风大,雨密,板桥辗转不眠,
适有小偷光顾。他想:如高声呼喊,万一小偷动手,
自己无力对付,佯装熟睡,任他拿取,又不甘心。
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略一思考,翻身朝里,低声吟道:
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“细雨蒙蒙夜沉沉.梁上君子进我门.”
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此时,小偷已近床边,闻声暗惊。继又闻:
“腹内诗书存千卷.床头金银无半文.”
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小偷心想:不偷也罢。转身出门,又听里面说:
“出门休惊黄尾犬.”
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小偷想,既有恶犬,何不逾墙而出。正欲上墙,又闻:
“越墙莫损兰花盆.”
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小偷一看,墙头果有兰花一盆,乃细心避开,足方着地,
屋里又传出:
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“天寒不及披衣送.趁着月黑赶豪门.”
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