Takeshi: I can't believe how hot it is out there. Why didn't we go to Hawaii with everyone else?

Mike: Because we didn't have the money.

Takeshi: Well, why didn't we get an air conditioner?

Mike: Hello? Same reason. And quit complaining! We've got air conditioning.

Takeshi: Mike, that's a bowl of ice and a fan.

Mike: Takeshi, you've got to be more like me and use your imagination, then you too can have a beach vacation. See? (pulls down window shade with beach poster) Check out that gorgeous view.

Takeshi: Right, but not exactly “realistic.”

Mike: OK, come over here. Close your eyes. Feel that cool, ocean breeze.

Takeshi: Mike, that's the fridge.

Mike: Come on! I said “Use your imagination!” Now close your eyes. Listen to the sound of the seagulls…(makes sound like a seagull) hear the children laughing…(makes sounds like children laughing) Why, I think I can even smell a barbecue…(waves a package of hot dogs)

Takeshi: Raw hot dogs?

Mike: Don't worry. I'm going to cook them up on that grill over there.

Takeshi: Mike, you know you are not allowed to use a grill inside an apartment, right?

Mike: OK. I'll use the microwave oven.

Takeshi: A beach, with a microwave. Sure, Mike.

Mike: That’s the beauty of “Imaginary Beach.” We've got a microwave oven, we've got a TV with a remote control. Who could ask for anything more?

Takeshi: What about water? That's the main reason people go to the beach. What are you going to use for that? The bathtub?

Mike: No. That'd be silly. Here we go! (turns on CD player) Feel the ocean mist…(sprays water on Takeshi)

Takeshi: Mike, that's for spraying plants, not me!

Mike: You know, the sound of the waves, the ocean mist… makes me want to surf.

Takeshi: Surf?

Mike: Yeah, surf. (starts to fold up ironing board)

Takeshi: Mike, no. You can’t stand on that, you’ll break it!

Mike: No, I won't. (stands on ironing board and pretends to surf) Look at me, dude— I'm hangin ten!

Takeshi: Yeah, cool. (takes cap off water bottle) Hey, dude! Watch out for that wave! (throws water in Mike's face) Huh. I'm getting the hang of this imagination thing.

Mike: Very funny, very funny indeed! (chases Takeshi)