就是那个《博士之妻》一集里每次重生都有首尾相接蛇纹身而且重生成女孩过的那位时间领主。

正文里的红色字是我的吐槽…………

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ELEVEN THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE CORSAIR
关于“海盗”你所不知道的十一件事

As divulged by Mr. Neil Gaiman (from The Brilliant Book 2012)
尼尔·盖曼在《2012Brillian Book》吐露的

His TARDIS looked like a sailing ship whenever it was practical – and sometimes even when it wasn’t – because small, piratical sailing ships are cool.
他的TARDIS在任何可行的时候都会变成一搜帆船——有时候不可行的时候也会变成船——因为小而实用的帆船实用啊。
说白了这人和博士一样执着于TARDIS的外观，而且为了和称号相近。

The Ouroboros tattoo, showing a snake eating its own tail and symbolising Eternity, moved around the Corsair’s body with each regeneration. The largest version was huge and multi-colored and covered the Corsair’s entire back. The smallest version was the size of a ten pence piece and was discreetly inked upon the Fifth Corsair’s upper thigh.
首尾相接的蛇纹身则象征着永恒，每次重生都会有。最大的那个非常大，而且是多色的，覆盖了他整个后背。最小的版本则和一个十分硬币一样大，谨慎地刻在第五任海盗的大腿根部。
刻在大腿根部……谁发现的？还好这玩意儿是在这种官方百科里，要是通过某人之口说出来，直接承认海盗被扒光了……

The Corsair met his doom while working for the Time Lords on the Fourth Universal Survey Expedition. They were surveying the whole universe. It’s a big place. Somebody has to keep track of it.
海盗是在为时间领主的第四次宇宙调查探险时最后遇难的。他们在探索整个宇宙。宇宙是个很大的地方，总有人得定时做做记录。

Most Time Lords disapproved of the Corsair. The Doctor, on the other hand, got drink with him (in the Corsair’s Fourth and Eighth incarnations) and with her (in her Fifth). Each time, the Doctor swore he would never do it again. Twice, they woke up in jail. Once, they woke up in the Bank of England vaults.
多数时间领主不赞同海盗的行事方法。博士则不然，他曾和他（第四任和八任）和她（第五任）出去喝酒。每次博士都发誓自己下次绝不会再犯。他们有两次醒来后发现身陷囹圄，有一次醒来后发现身处英国银行的保险库。
喝多了……喝多了乱性= =

The Corsair took his name from a term for ‘privateer’ – a sort of legitimate pirate. Some people assumed that this was because the Corsair did things for the Time Lords that they could deny responsibility for – such as stealing the secret of the Callisto Pulse from the Callistan Kleptocracy. The Corsair denied having stolen the Callisto Pulse. The Time Lords denied having asked him to steal it. The Callistans would like their pulse back.
海盗的名字取自“劫掠船船长”——一种合法海盗。有些人觉得那是因为海盗为时间领主做的事都是后者可以否认自己有责任的——比如从Callistan Kleptocracy偷Callisto Pulse。海盗否认偷了那玩意儿。时间领主则否认自己让他去偷。Callistan人则想把那玩意儿要回来。
这人大概也属于博士那样的，有事被时间领主求，没事被鄙视。 

The Corsair never actually fought the Daleks. But her seventh incarnation was definitely spotted on Clarkor Nine the night the Dalek Scout Ship landed. On the following day the nine Daleks on the saucer discovered that their weapon arms and their suction cup arms had somehow been removed in the night, rendered inoperable, and fused together into a shape that means something very rude in Skarosian. They left immediately and did not return. The Corsair’s role in this is unclear.
海盗从未真正与胡椒罐战斗过。但在她第七任时候，在胡椒罐侦查舰降落于Clarkor Nine时她被人看见在那星球上。第二天，九个胡椒罐发现它们的武器臂和吸盘臂在夜间被移除了，而且无法安回去，已经被融化成一个在斯伽罗人看来很粗鲁的形状。于是胡椒罐们夹着尾巴走了，再没回来。不过海盗在这个插曲中的角色则不得而知。
不过好可爱啊~~编剧们啊，让时间领主回来吧……五十周年快到啊！！我要master我要rani我要时间领主回来！！！

The Corsair visited Earth a number of times in its history. He was worshipped as a god by the ancient Assyrians until he got bored after a week and went off with the sacred temple cat.
海盗在地球的历史中出现过好多次。他被亚述人当成神灵膜拜，但一周后，他觉得无聊了就和一只献祭的神庙猫私奔了。

In ever incarnation the Corsair had an amazing smile. It was variously described as ‘reckless” ‘roguish’, or ‘very bad girl’. Whatever race or gender the Corsair was, he or she smiled the kind of smile that made the person being smiled at want to trust the person who was smiling, run of with him or her, and get into all manner of trouble. Sometimes people did.
每任海盗都有一种很神奇的笑容。当然，形容这个笑容的词很多，比如“鲁莽”，“顽皮”，或者“很坏的女孩”（这是博士的形容，赌老四的围巾和老八的领巾，博士绝对和她有一腿）。无论海盗身为何人种或者性别，他或者她的笑容总会让那个被那个笑容闪瞎的家伙想无条件信任他或者她，与之私奔，接着就陷入麻烦中。有时候那些悲催的人的确就这么被勾走了。

The Corsair liked having a cat and, sometimes, a parrot aboard his TARDIS. He never had a companion, however, preferring to travel alone. (Having said that, the Corsair took enormous pleasure in Rescuing Good Looking People from Dangerous Situations, but rarely stuck around long enough to be properly thanked.)
海盗喜欢有猫咪相伴，有时候，TARDIS上能有只鹦鹉也不错。他从没有过旅伴，比较喜欢独自旅行。（虽然说是那么说，但海盗对英雄救美<不限男女>乐此不疲，但从不在人身边呆久了）
关于英雄救美这点……博士一样有这种情结，虽然旅伴在TARDIS上待得久点，但最后他还不是把人家踢掉……

The Time Lord High Council formally censured the Corsair following the disappearance of the mysterious Portrait of Rassilon in Lord President Borusa’s time. The Censure was later formally revoked by President Flavia, for reasons she declined to go into, although she was once heard to say that the Corsair had an extremely attractive smile.
在Borusa当总统期间，时间领主最高议会正式谴责神秘的Rassilon的画像的失踪与海盗有关。但后来Flavia总统上任后这项指责被撤销了，理由她拒绝说明，虽然有人曾听她提过海盗的笑容及其迷人。
美人计……不限男女……随处放电……上至咖喱免费星总统和博士，下至一只猫……

By the time the Ninth Corsair (a strapping big bloke, he was) realised he had been trapped on the intelligent asteroid that called itself House, his TARDIS had already been killed and eaten. He recorded a distress message, but before he could send it there was a tap on his shoulder and he felt and thought nothing more, not ever again.
在第九任海盗（一个大块头的魁梧家伙）意识到他被困在了一颗叫房子的智慧小行星上后，他的TARDIS已经被杀而且被吃了。他录了一条求救信息，但在能发送前，有人拍了拍他肩膀，于是他就再也不多想了，当然以后也不用了。
最后一条好哀伤……

下面还有一些我从tardis百科翻译的，大概讲一下：

这个人物是尼尔盖曼在《博士之妻》里创造的，他事先还咨询过主编剧魔法特，说他想了一个小前传，也就是博士对旁百万具体介绍这个人物的几句话，也就是博士在12岁的时候曾问海盗能否带他作为助手去旅行，被后者笑了一通……（脑补：海盗想——小屁孩？才不要！），而且海盗没有名字，他是一个人旅行。

这个提议大概是被魔法特否决了，他希望海盗不要那么像博士因为博士做他所做之事是因为那些事有太泛和太恐怖的理由。

在游戏《永恒之钟》里，博士在推一个板条箱时说若他总得这么做，他的胳膊就要变得和海盗的一样粗壮了。

在四任和Romana的小说《Shada》里，博士对Romana说，他有空得去见见海盗。（Shada本来是四任的一个剧集，但没完成，后来先后被改编成八任和四任的小说，后者是2012年才出的）