豪斯大叔绝尘而去了
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Dr. Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became
doctors?
医治病人难道不是我们成为医生的原因吗?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating
patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源.
患者说他可以和上帝对话,然后house说他的问题应该在他的脑袋上.
chase说,这只是宗教信仰
house:you talk to God,you’re religious.God talks to you,you’re
psychotic.
你和上帝说话,你是信仰者,上帝和你说话,你是精神病。
House: People don’t want a sick doctor.
人们不喜欢生病的医生.
Dr. Wilson: That’s fair enough, I don’t like healthy
patients.
那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人.
Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but
you’re incapable of kissing a little ass?
你为了得到你要的结果可以坑蒙拐骗,无所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢?
House: Well, we all have our limitations.
恩,人总是有缺点的.
House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
抬起你的手臂,你体内有个寄生虫.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
你是说象绦虫一类的东西?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.You can put your arms
down.
撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下来
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
你能除掉它吗?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal
to remove, except in a
couple of states.
在大多数洲里,除掉超过一个月大的这种寄生虫是非法的.
Jill: Illegal? 非法的?
House: Don’t worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They
name it, dress it up in
tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
别担心,很多女人都会喜欢她们的寄生虫,给它起名字,穿衣服,还让它和其他的寄生虫一起玩.
Jill: Playdates…
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.
它的眼睛很象你(这位女士怀孕了)
Dr. Chase:We’ve got an MRI scheduled in twenty
minutes. Earliest Foreman
could get the machine
House: I teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my
back is
turned you wait in line?
CHASE:我们的MRI排在二十分钟以后,这已经是FOREMAN的最大努力了。
HOUSE;我教了你们那么多的坑蒙拐骗,我刚一走开你们就去老老实实的排队?
Dr. Wilson: Do you know your phone’s dead? Do you ever recharge
your
batteries?
House: They recharge? I just buy new phones.
WISON:你知道你的手机关机了吗?难道你就不会去充电吗?
HOUSE;这手机还能充电啊?我每次都是再去买个新手机。
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