A friend transferred a text message to me, which is very funny but
in Chinese. Here I tried to
translate it in English so that to share with
you. hehe.
About men: the man
who is talented is not charming;
the man who is handsome makes little
money; the man who makes a fortune is not
family-oriented,
the man who is family oriented is not
successful; the man who is successful is not
romantic; the man who is
romantic is not reliable; the man who is reliable
is too humble.
About
women: the woman who is beautiful does not
cook; the woman who cooks is
not tender; the woman who is
tender not independent; the
woman who is independent is not
feminine; the woman who is
feminine spends money
carelessly;
the woman who does not spend money is not
fashionable;
the woman who is fashioable is not
faithful; the woman who is
faithful is not pretty.
Wife is like a TV set, mistress is like a
cellphone. You watch TV at home, carry cellphone
when you are out. Sell the TV set if you are
broke, change new cellphone when you make money.
Watch TV occasionally, but play with the cellphone all
day. You pay the TV set once in a life time, but
the cellphone does not work if you dont put money in.
The men in 30's start to become bad, they cuddle the women of the
same generation and sing the same kind of love
songs;
The men in 40's are bad, they cuddle the women of
next generation and sing the belated love songs;
The men in 50's are the worst, they cuddle the women of the third
generation and sing the besotted love songs.
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