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    闲来没事找话题，                                                     

说一段老鼠吹牛皮。                                                  

有三只老鼠碰到一块，                                                 

都想要说点大话争第一。                                               

头一只老鼠先开口：                                                           

“我学的特异功能真出奇，                                                  

老鼠药我吃着像糖球，                                                    

解馋当饭又健体。                                                         

一天不吃就难受，                                                        

你们谁敢和我比？”                                                        

第二只老鼠不示弱：                                                      

“我练的功夫了不的，                                                     

你们敢碰鼠夹子吗？                                                      

我拿它就当健身器，                                                     

磨磨牙，蹭蹭爪，                                                          

一高兴我能把老鼠夹子扛洞里。”                                          

他们俩越吹越来劲，                                                        

第三只老鼠不言语，                                                          

它俩说：“小老弟你服不服？”                                                 

只见它眼睛一眨更神气：                                         

“我没闲空听你们吹，                                                   

你们俩那点本事不值得提，                                                 

我这就去找一只大母猫，