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兩位往生女士的對話
(2012-10-03 10:02:58)
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兩個女人在天堂聊天 Two Ladies were
Talking in Heaven
1st woman: I was frozen to
death.
女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How
horrible!
女士B：好可怕
1st woman: It wasn't so bad.
After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm
& sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death.
What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
2nd woman: I died of a massive
heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I
came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him
all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我
先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
1st woman: So, what
happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
2nd woman: I was so sure there
was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over
the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
I ran up into the attic and
searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累垮了，並引發心臟病死了。
1st woman: Too bad you didn't
look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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