Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton

Best I can figure, Billy Bob either drugged or

 brainwashed Angelina. It’s the only thing that

 makes sense. Not only did she marry him,

 but she tattooed his name on her arm and

wore a vial of his blood on a necklace.

Carre Otis and Mickey Rourke

 

Carre Otis: Gorgeous model. Mickey Rourke:

 One of the ugliest actors around…go figure.

 

Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller

Co-stars of Zoolander and Dodgeball - Christine Taylor

 just couldn’t resist Ben Stiller

 when he showed her Blue Steel.

Courtney Cox and David Arquette

I liked the movie Scream…but you know who liked it more?

David Arquette. On the set he somehow convinced

 Courtney Cox that they should go out.

Nobody’s quite sure how though.

RourkeDita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson

Famed pin-up girl and the most mutant-looking

guy since Michael Jackson. Did he charm her

 by singing “The Dope Show?”

Which brings us to Elvis’ daughter, Lisa Marie Presley.

 Ok, she’s not as hot as the other women on

the list…but just look at what she married

(though to date, not a single human being has ever

 reported believing this was anything more

than a publicity stunt).

Man…I’ve gotta learn how to sing.

Seriously…I’ve got to learn how to sing.

 Once you’ve got that down,

 it apparently doesn’t matter how

messed up your face is.

Proving that it’s not just rock stars and

easy listening singers that get all the ladies,

star of American Beauty, Mena Suvari married

cinematographer Robert Brinkmann when she was 21

(he was nearly twice her age at the time).

Adding another model and rock star to the list,

 beautiful Patti Hansen married Skelator…

oh, I’m sorry, that’s Keith Richards.

Jesse James is incredibly ripped and I’d never

say it to his face, but he’s kind of

weird looking…and the full-sleeve tattoos are going to

 look way less cool when he’s in his 60’s.

(Jesse James photo by by Dirk Behlau)

Ok, technically they didn’t get married.

But after starring together in Unhappily Ever After,

 the ridiculously hot Nikki Cox dated - then

got engaged to - Bobcat Goldthwait

 (yeah, the incredibly strange guy that was in all those

 Police Academy movies).

 She’s now married to Jay Mohr, who in no way, shape,

or form is in her league…but at least

 he isn’t Bobcat Goldthwait.