You are obsessed with your pores. They do not open and close like doors. You say they are HUGE - then send me a picture and I can SEE NOTHING. 你太着迷毛孔了他们又不是门会自己打开关上 你说他们巨大但是你发给我的照片我什么都看不见！

We CANNOT see your pores. The only person that can see your pores close-up is your opthamologist - or your boyfriend. Your opthamologist is looking at your eyes. Not your pores. And if your boyfriend is this close to you and notices your pores? He's gay. Or not attracted to you. Or at best, rude. Rethink the entire relationship.我们真的看不见你的毛孔 能看见的除了你眼科医生就是你男票了 医生是在看你眼睛不是看你毛孔 男票要是离你那么近看的是毛孔的话 他要不是基 要不不喜欢你 要不就是没礼貌 在一块干嘛

You overuse the Clarisonic. A lot of you. A LOT of you. You can use it - you're just not meant to use it every time you brush your frigging teeth.很多很多人洗脸刷用太频繁了 能用 但别像刷牙的频率那么用

Step away from the trendy facial tool and wash your bloody face properly.别流行什么面部工具就跟风 适度洗脸

 Nothing good ever came from scrubbing your face with a peach kernel. There's a reason they are 99p. Step away.桃核磨砂有个屁用

In general, foaming is what you want Fairy Liquid to do. Not your cleanser. And to the brands: I am unapologetic.起泡沫是洗洁精该干的事 不是你的洗面奶

Freckles are cute. At any age. You will do damage to your skin trying to get rid of them. Leave them alone. Embrace them.雀斑多可爱啊 干嘛要毁了自己的皮肤就为了去掉他们 让人家好好呆着 爱他们 

Stress is the key to most flare-ups, whether they are acne, rosacea or eczema. Practise relaxation. And not in some hippy-dippy way. Seriously. See the bigger picture. Chill.压力才是爆发痘痘泛红等等一切问题的主要因素 学会放松好吗 但不是堕落的那种

Inflammation is the root of all evil. Eat less sugar, take more fish oil supplements. A lot of fish supplements.内火是万恶之源 少吃糖 多吃鱼油 很多很多鱼油

Natural doesn't mean you won't react. Essential oils are one of the biggest triggers for skin.不是标榜自然有机无添加就一定不会让你过敏 有些天然油真心能毁了你

'Dupes' belong in makeup and nail varnish. There is no 'dupe' for a high quality, years-of-research-behind-it skincare product.只有化妆品和指甲油的大牌可能会存在平价代替品 真正实验室研究出来的牛逼护肤品不可能被代替

Spend your money on supplements, skincare, foundation and concealer and scrimp on the rest. You will look fabulous.把钱花在内服 护肤 粉底和遮瑕上 其他随意 你看起来就会很漂亮了

If you would spend more on shoes, handbags, lipstick, jeans or fashion in general than you would on high quality skincare - you will be a sixty year old woman (and man) with a vintage wardrobe and a face like an alligator.如果你把钱花在衣服啊鞋啊包啊口红啊乱七八糟的事情上而不是好好护肤的话 你看起来只是一个复古老太太而已