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资料，这篇高引用综述，A review of the physical and chemical properties of human semen and the formulation of a semen simulant，综合多篇研究论文的数据来给出的完美人造精液配方。

作者最后给出了人造精液的配方，并把它和真实的精液统计数据做对比。我们先看结果。

This recipe results in a semen simulant with the following properties, as compared to those measured for humansemen. Measured values are mean average values from literature:

 ph: semen, 7.7; simulant, 7.7;  酸碱度

citrate (mg/100 mL): semen, 528; simulant, 523; 柠檬酸盐

chloride (mg/100mL): semen, 142; simulant, 142; 氯离子

calcium (mg/100 mL):semen, 27.6; simulant, 27.6; 钙离子

magnesium (mg/100 mL):semen, 11.0; simulant; 11.0; 镁离子

potassium (mg/100 mL): semen,109; simulant, 109; 钾离子

sodium (mg/100 mL): semen,300; simulant, 484; 钠离子

zinc (mg/100 mL): semen, 16.5; simulant,16.5; 锌离子

fructose (mg/100 mL): semen, 272; simulant, 272; 果糖

glucose (mg/100 mL): semen, 102; simulant, 102; 葡萄糖

protein(g/100 mL): semen, 5.04; simulant, 5.04; 蛋白质

lactic acid (mg/100 mL): semen, 62; simulant, 62; 乳酸

urea (mg/100 mL): semen,45; simulant, 45; 尿素

配方：

First we mixed the following: 5.46 mL of 0.123 M sodium phosphate monobasic, monohydrate with 49.14 mL of 0.123 M sodium phosphate dibasic, anhydrate. Next, we added the following: sodium citrate dehydrate (813 mg); potassium chloride (90.8 mg); potassium hydroxide (88.1 mg); fructose (272 mg); glucose, anhydrous (102 mg); lactic acid (62 mg); urea (45 mg); and bovine serum albumin (5.04 g). Separately we mixed the following: 101 mg of calcium chloride dihydrate in 15.13 mL of water; 92 mg of magnesium chloride hexahydrate in 15.13 mL of water; and 34.4 mg of zinc chloride in 15.13 mL of water. We slowly added first the calcium solution, then the magnesium solution, and finally the zinc solution to the phosphate buffer solution. We raised the pH with sodium hydroxide to 7.7, sterile filtered the formulation, and froze it until ready for use.

至于激素，你确定你真想要激素么？药房里也同样不少，只不过通常都是被妖魔化的对象，但从阴茎里出来，就变成纯天然有机绿色护肤品了么？那我给你讲一个朝三暮四的猴子和香蕉的故事吧，此处省略一万字...... 

如果嫌麻烦，并且不那么追求定量，那直接上血浆/血清，全血也不是不可以。也许胆固醇、脂肪之类的东西多一点，口感可能更好一些，既然不是绝对一致，单位就不换算了。要用来美白的话，那就吐一口老血吧，啥都有了。

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