当耐德假装当回到十七岁的麦克的父亲时，见到漂亮的校长。他们的对话

      麦克——“Excuse my dad .He's not used to talking to attractive women.”

      校长——“Thank you for that flattering yet totally inappropriate comment.”

      耐德——“Now is probably a good time to tell you that I don't date students' parents.”

      校长——“Well,maybe I should tell you that I never don't date the principal of my child.”

      当麦克在课堂上，发表了那篇感人肺腑的宣言——“You know why I don't need one?because there's no one I'm in love with.Maybe I'm old-fashioned.You know,when you're ready to take that love and turn it into a baby.Because that's what love is.It's that first moment when you hold your baby girl,and you didn't know that anything could be so small or so delicate.And you feel that tiny heart beat.And you know that you couldn't love anything more in the whole world.And you hope that you can do right by that little girl,and always ever hurts her.Not a broken arm ,or a bad dream,or a borken heart.”

     当耐德去见校长时，穿了一件很独特的衣服——“It's actually a seduction technique known as "peacocking".My outfit serves the dual function of icebreaker and attention—getter.”

     当麦克教训他女儿的同学时——“If you girls don't respect yourselves.then how to you expect anyone else to respect you?”

     当麦克的儿子艾里克斯和他心爱的女孩第一次见面的谈话

    ——“I just want to you that you look my dog.”

    ——“Excuse me.”

   ——“Your hair looks like my dog's hair.It's shiny and soft.We give my dog special food.It's got flax in it.”

   ——“She's a sweetheart.”

  ——“That's sweet.”

  ——“We'll,she died.”

  ——“So I look like your dead dog?”

 ——“I'm just really nervous.I've wanted to talk to you for so long.”

 ——“Don't worry about it.really.”

 ——“You're on fire.”

 ——“Really?”

 ——“Literally,you're on fire.”

当麦克安慰他的女儿时——“You know .When you're young,everything feel like the end of the world.It's just the beginning.But one day you're going to meet a boy.Who treats you the way that you desurve to be treated.Like the sun rises and sets with you.” （超深情的~~）

        最后是麦克给他的妻子斯嘉丽写的一封信，我总结了好久才总结出来。感人至深啊！

Dear  scar

       I want to remind you of September 7th,1988.It was the first time that I saw you.You were reading《Less Than Zero》.You were wearing a Gurs N's Roses T—shirt.I'd never seen anying so perfect.I remember thinking that I had to have you.Or I'd die.Then you whispered that you loved me.Because I know that no matter what happened from that day on nothing could ever be that bad.Because I had you.And then I grew up.And I lost my way.And I Blamed you for my failures.And I know that you think you have to do this today.I don't want you to.But I guess.If I love you.I should let you move on.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mike