Our teacher always says, ’ The class will dismiss in two minutes,’ Now all of us don’t believe it is true anymore.

我们老师总是说：“我再上两分钟课。”现在谁也不会相信这句话了。

Some teachers like taking away something from students. Well, now they have one more rubber or pencil anyway!

有些老师就是喜欢没收学生的东西。不管怎样，他们的确又多了一块缴来的橡皮或铅笔！

There is something strange. When the first bell rings, the class have to begin. But when another bell rings, the class won’t dismiss because of this at all.

有件事很奇怪。上课铃响时，课就必须开始。然而下课铃响时，课根本不会因此而结束。

Many students hate doing homework because they don’t like the way teachers give homework.

许多人不喜欢老师布置作业时候的样子。这就是他们讨厌作业的原因。

Today’s our Chinese homework is to finish two pages of exercises. And we think that Mr. Li should begin to think of finishing the part of our books that he hasn’t corrected yet.

今天我们语文作业是做两页习题。而我们一致认为李老师也应该要开始考虑把他没有批完的作业完成了。

It isn’t easy enough for Mr. Li’s fat belly to come through the door.

的确，李老师的便便大腹不大容易进门。

April Fool’s Day isn’t interesting at all. Teachers have been pissed off for many times.

愚人节根本没意思。老师都被气歪鼻子好几次了。

Oh, today’s the English exam again! Let me choose which hand to write the answers on.

哦，真糟糕，今天又是英文测验！快让我看看哪只手来打小抄。

‘Don’t talk,’ the teacher said. And we begin to hit the desk and drop pens. I’d rather have a silent class of some soft voices.

老师说：“不许说话！”。于是我们开始敲桌子和摔笔。好吧，我宁愿有一个有轻声话语的教室！

We are learning to use the word ‘seldom’. Tai says, ‘He seldom dies,’ I agree. So do I.

我们在学习“很少”怎么用。黄太和说：“他很少死。”我觉得他说的不错。我也是这样的。

Our English teacher is Miss Xu. She has a mental problem that she doesn’t like others to call her name. Well, we won’t. We will call you Mrs. Xu.

我们英文老师徐女士有些精神障碍，她不喜欢人直呼其名。好，我们不叫。我们叫你徐大妈。

When our History teachers began to talk about ‘senor’, someone said ‘prostitute’.

当历史老师开始说“先生”的时候，有人开始叫“小姐”。

We are going to study hard tomorrow.

我们明天一定好好学习。

The History teacher Miss. Zhao is angry with us. Our interrupting in class causes she talk about the Opium War for 4 lessons. And we don’t know who is Lin Zexu now.

历史老师赵老师对我们很不满。因为我们上课插嘴，她讲了四节课的鸦片战争。而且我们至今还不知道谁是林则徐。

Miss. Zhao has a poor height. So we drew a line on the blackboard and wrote ‘1.5 meters’ before she entered the classroom and see what would happen. Certainly, she was lower than the line! She cleaned the blackboard immediately.

赵老师海拔低得可怜。所以我们在赵老师进教室前在黑板上画了一条线，并写着“一米五”，之后静静等待什么事会发生。不出所料，赵老师果然没有超过那根线！她愤怒地擦了黑板。

In the sixth grade, our Maths teacher is Shi Xiaoming. He prefer dropping a chalk to decide the homework on that day. Today, we dipped the only chalk into water before he dropped it. Therefore, it is not surprising that we only have one page of homework today!

六年级时，我们的数学老师是施晓明。他喜欢摔粉笔决定作业。今天，我们把唯一粉笔先浸在水里，再让他扔。自然，我们今天只有一页作业也没有什么好惊奇的了！

Miss. Zhao is a good teacher, but she is definitely a Virgo. She won’t start teaching until there is no noise in class. So we did a good job in delaying easily.

赵老师是个好老师，但她绝对是个处女座的。她必须要鸦雀无声才肯上课。所以我们轻易地就把她的课拖延了。

We are done with odd Mr. Li. Can you believe our homework finished by energy and time won’t be corrected every day?

我们已经受够了古怪的李老师。你能相信我们以时间与精力写出的作业天天不被批改吗？

Today’s homework: Review lesson 5. Preview lesson 6. Finish the paper.

The homework I will do really: Finish the paper.

今日作业：复习第五课；预习第六课；完成一张考卷。

我真正会去完成的作业：完成一张考卷。

Actually, we spend almost all the time of the lesson taking notes. Dude, write more slowly!

实际上，我们花费了几乎所有上课时间在记笔记上。嘿，你能写慢点不？

The teacher thinks that we will review the notes in home, so we can get a good grade in the dictation. But we write notes on the desk before the dictation actually.

老师认为我们回家会复习，这样就能默个好成绩；实际上我们只是在默写前把笔记转移到桌子上。

No notes, no killing.

没有笔记，就没有杀害。

Our lives will be full of happiness and pleasure if one day the English class representative doesn’t take any notes.

如果哪一天英语课代表不记笔记了，我们的生活将会幸福安康。

Mr. Shi is so clever. He talked to us when we were finishing Math papers. And we all failed.

施老师真狡猾。他在我们做考卷的时候和我们说话，之后我们都不及格了。

‘Turn to page seven. And tear the text book up!’ A student behind the platform said.

“翻到第七页，然后把书撕了吧。”一个跑到讲台后面的学生说。

The most pathetic thing in the world is that you’ve already been watching at me when I’m cheating.

世界上最悲惨的事莫过于当我在作弊的时候，你早已看着我。