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An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"

一个85岁的老寡妇去和一个90岁的老头相亲.

当她晚上回到女儿家的时候,看起来不太高兴.

"出什么事了? 妈妈,"女儿问.

"我不得不打他三次耳光!"

"你意思是说他找到新人啦?"

"不是,"她说,"我以为他已经死了!"