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Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner? So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".

    有一次,德古拉想举行一项比赛,看看哪一种的蝙蝠对他最有利.于是所有的蝙蝠都被分开来,规则很简单: 谁吸血最多,谁就是赢家.

    于是第一只蝙蝠出去后十分钟后回来了,它的嘴里满是鲜血.德古拉说:"恭喜你,你是怎么做到的?"

    蝙蝠说:"你有看到那座塔吗? 塔后有一幢房子,我进去在这家的每个人身上吸了一口."

    "很好"德古拉说.

    第二只蝙蝠出去后五分钟就回来了,满脸是血.德古拉吃惊地问,"你是怎么做到的?"

    蝙蝠回答:"你有看到那座塔吗? 塔后是所学校,我进去在每个学生身上吸了血."

    "不可思议."德古拉说.

    现在轮到第三只蝙蝠出动了,它在出发后三分钟就回来了,从头到脚趾都是血,德古拉吃惊极了.

    "你到底做了什么呀????" 他问.

    蝙蝠回答,"你有看到那座塔吗?"

    德古拉回答说是.

    那蝙蝠说,"唉,我没看到."

注: 德古拉是《惊情四百年》里的主角,是个吸血僵尸.