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面试

(2009-11-03 09:51:50)
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Thanks to: Bill S. USA.

Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the first thing you see when you look at me?" The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no ears." The interviewer says, "That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here again." The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no ears." The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he'll never get a job with his company. As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, "Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing." "Okay," said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you look at me." The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear contacts." The interviewer was flabbergasted, "How on earth did you know that, son?" "What? Are you stupid? You can't wear glasses, you've got no ears!"?

     三个人去见工,都在同一个办工窒里面试.第一个人走进去面试,面试官说,"当你看着我的时候,你最先看到什么?" 那个人说,"这不难,你没有耳朵." 面试官说,"对了,出去,你再也不会出现在这里了." 轮到第二个人进去面试了,他被问了同样的问题. 申请人回答,",你没有耳朵." 面试官把这个人扔出去了,尖叫着诅咒这个人永远不会在他的公司找到一份工作. 当他走开的时候, 第二个人对第三个人提醒说,"听着,你不管做什么,你不能说他没有耳朵. 他对耳朵问题太敏感了." "好的" 第三个男人说着进了办公室.一进入,他就被问道:"说出你看到我的第一件东西." 那人回答: "这个容易, 你戴隐形眼镜." 面试官大吃一惊,"你到底是怎么知道的? 我的孩子." "什么? 难道你是个愚笨的人吗? 你不可能戴眼镜,因为你没有耳朵!"

 


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