Thanks to: Hubert Gorecki
 

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

有一个男人跑去警察局想和前一天晚上来他们家偷东西的小偷说话.

"你在法庭上有机会的," 警官说.

"不,不,不!" 男人说,"我想知道他是怎样进入房间而又不会吵醒我妻子的. 我已经为此努力了很多年了."