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A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said, "This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle." The man replied, "What a great idea; I just happen to have a bottle with me." With this he handed it to the man. The man downed half the bottle and handed it back. The woman would not take it back and said, "I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate."

一个男子和一个女人的车头碰头撞在了一起, 他们二个人都毫发未伤,而二辆车子却完全毁坏了.女人说," 这真是一件奇迹,我们应该去喝一杯来庆祝一下," 男子回答," 真是个好主意. 我刚好有一瓶好酒." 于是他拿出酒, 喝了半瓶然后把酒递给了女人, 女人拿了酒,说,"我想我要等警察来了再庆祝."