Thanks to: Emilio Candia Santiago R. M. Chile

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" 
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." 
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." 
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" 
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." 
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school." 
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

一天早上,母亲走去叫儿子起床."快起来,该去学校了!"

"但为什么呀?妈妈. 我不想去."

"给我二个不想去的理由."

"好吧,孩子们讨厌我,老师们也讨厌我!"

"噢,这不能算是不去学校的理由.快起来准备."

"给我二个必须去学校的理由."

"好吧,第一,你已经52岁了,第二,你是校长!"