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A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial.
“Your honor, my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten so much as a speeding ticket. I do not think I need to say any more.”
Unimpressed, the lawyer for the plaintiff rose. “Your honor, since counsel insists on bringing up the matter of experience, may I remind the court that my client has been walking for over seventy years…”

一个行人在过马路的时候被一辆汽车撞到了.于是行人起诉了开车的人.被告的代理律师在辩护的最后作了以下的陈述:

"尊敬的法官大人,我的当事人没有过错.他已经行驶了三十年,从来没有发生过一起车祸,也没接到过一张超速行驶的罚单.我想我不用再说什么了吧."

原告的律师并不吃他那一套,他站了起来说,"尊敬的法官大人,既然被告的律师说到了经验,我是否可以提醒法官我的当事人走路已经走了七十年了..."