Thanks to: Kim Rosel USA.

Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren...all boys. The kids always wanted to play ''war,'' and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game.
His daughter came to pick up the kids early one Saturday and witnessed Grandpa take a fake shot as Jason pointed a toy gun and yelled, "Bang!''
Grandpa slumped to the floor and stayed there motionless. The daughter rushed over to see if he was all right. Grandpa opened one eye and whispered, ''Sh-h-h, I always do this. It's the only chance I get to rest.''

每个周六早上,瓦特爷爷都得照看他的三个孙儿...全是男孩. 孩子们总喜欢玩打仗的游戏, 而爷爷也总得和他们一起玩. 有一个周六他的女儿早了一点来接小孩, 看到贾森叫喊着对着爷爷瞄准玩具枪,"呯"的一声,爷爷中弹了.

爷爷跌在地板上,一动不动. 女儿看到快步冲过去看他是否安好. 爷爷睁开了一只眼,悄声说,"嘘...我总是这样的. 这是我唯一可以休息的机会."