Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble.Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it.I get under the bed; I think there’s somebody on top of it.Top, under, under top. I’m going crazy!”
“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink.
“Come to me three times a week and I’ll cure you.”
“How much do you charge?”
“A hundred dollars per visit.”
“I’ll think about it.”
Jay never went back. Some time later he met the doctor on the street.
“Why didn’t you ever come to see me again? Asked the psychiatrist.
“For a hundred buck a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”

简去看精神科医生,"医生,"他说,"我碰到麻烦了.每次我睡在床上,就感觉床下有人,我去床下,又感觉床上有人,床上,床下,床下,床上,我都快疯了!"

"来我这里看二年,"医生说,"每个星期三次来我这里,我就能医好你."

"你的收费是多少?"

"每次100美元."

"我考虑一下吧."

简没有再来, 过了些日子,他在街上碰到了医生.

"你怎么没有再来看看啊?" 医生问.

"100美元一次? 那个酒保10块钱就治好了我."

"是吗? 他是怎么做的?"

"他叫我把床脚锯了."