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天国报到

(2009-11-05 09:30:54)

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分类： JOKE笑话

Genre: Marriage Jokes

At the gates to heaven a new arrival, George noted that there were two paths, one marked Women, and one marked Men. He took the later path and found that it lead to two gates.
The gate on the right had a sign that said: Men who were dominated by their Wives. The sign on the left read: Men who dominated their Wives. The right-hand gate had a long line of men waiting, but there was only one scrawny little fellow at the left-hand gate.
George, before deciding which gate to go to, went over to the scrawny man and asked,
“Why are you at this gate?” the little fellow replied, “I don’t know. My wife just told me to stand here.”

在天国新人报到的大门口,乔治注意到有二条通道,一条写着女士,另一条写着男士.于是他选了后面那一条,走过去发现又有二个门,右边的门上有块牌子写着:听妻子话的男人.左边的门牌写着:叫妻子听话的男人.右边的门前排了很长的队,而左边只有一个骨瘦如柴的小个子男人站在那里.
乔治,不知道应该去哪个门,于是走向那个骨瘦如柴的男人问:"你为什么站在这个门前?" 小个子男人回答:"我也不知道,是我妻子叫我站在这里的."

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