Thanks to: CB Mac Belfast Antrim Norfolk Island

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Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it’s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."

二只蝙蝠吊在洞穴里,一只转身对另一只说,"唉,我真的很想喝一些鲜血."

另一只有些吃惊,说,"现在已经太晚了,马上就天亮了,我们可不能暴露在阳光里 - 你知道这样我们会死的."

"是啊,我知道." 第一只蝙蝠说,"但我真的很想很想要."

于是它飞出洞穴去,大约过了五分钟,它就回来了,嘴里滴着鲜血.

"幸运的家伙, 这么快你是从哪里找到鲜血的?" 第二只蝙蝠问.

"你有看到远处的那棵树吗?" 蝙蝠满嘴是血,含糊地说.

"是的,我能看到!"

"唉! 我没看到."