Genre: Kid Jokes

His father sends a small boy to bed. Five minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

父亲带一个小男孩去睡觉。过了五分钟。。。

“爸爸。。。”

“什么事？”

“我口渴。能给我一些水吗？”

“不行。你没得选择，关灯睡觉。”

五分钟以后，“爸。。。爸。。。”

“干什么？”

“我很渴，能给我一些水吗？”

“我告诉过你不行！如果你再烦，我就要打你了！“

又过了五分钟，”爸。。。。。。爸。。。“

”又干什么！“

”你进来打我的时候，能给我拿些水喝吗？“