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糟糕的一天

(2009-12-04 09:39:56)
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鲍勃

打牌

拥抱

妻子

分类: JOKE笑话

糟糕的一天

   

    乔叫鲍勃下班后和他一起去打牌,于是鲍勃一下班就直接去了乔的家里.当他们走到门口的时候,乔径直走向他的妻子,给了她一个紧紧的拥抱,告诉她今天真美丽,他在上班的时候有多么地想念她.晚餐的时候,他又赞美妻子的厨艺精湛,然后又吻她,告诉她他有多么地爱她.

    一次他们在玩的时候,鲍勃告诉乔他很吃惊于乔对待妻子的态度,乔告诉鲍勃他也是六个月之前才开始这样做的,这挽救了他们的婚姻,事情朝着再好没有的方向发展.鲍勃想他也应该试一试,于是他回家的时候,给了妻子一个结结实实的 拥抱,吻了她,告诉她他爱她.他的妻子突然放声大哭起来.

    鲍勃很吃惊,问她怎么了,为什么哭.她说,"今天真是我一生中最糟糕的一天,首先,小比利从自行车上摔了下来,扭了脚脖子;然后,洗衣机爆了,把地下室淹了;现在你回家来,又喝醉了..."

Thanks to: Dave Fanno
 Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"


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